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What, you thought that this would always happen on a Wednesday? How naive. While you get wise, a buttload of links:

• Madeleine Albright was on the Craig Ferguson Late Late Show last week, and she was witty (look at the related videos for the rest of the interview). Yay Georgetown!

• A running catalogue of the various forms of hipsters in NYC entitled Look at this f*cking hipster.

• Remember when those Navy Seals killed those Somali pirates at the behest of Barack Obama? Well here’s that episode in graphical, historical context once and twice. Suck it, Nixon.

• Play Super Mario online, in Flash form. Go at it, you silly plumber.

• A chronicle of various stories from people who are bad at sex entitled i’m so bad at sex. Internet = great.

• Memo to Audi: never get into a d*ckish advertising war with BMW. You will lose.

• So the Mythbusters decided to strap rockets onto a car and shoot it down some train tracks into a wall. This is so awesome, I want to go that fast NOW.

• In honor of the NBA playoffs: a brand new way to look at the Chicago Bulls logo.

Hit the jump for an amazing ad for TVs and the best prank ever.

So Phillips wanted to promote their new televisions, and they decided to make an incredible ad featuring a long pan through a frozen moment of action, as clowns and cops shoot each other. This is so mesmerizing. Via Videogum

And finally, Louis CK pulls off a great whodunit on some poor sap of a kid. Short but sweet.

I hope you enjoyed this week’s wasters. If you didn’t, well you must have some kind of moron problem.