Ron Artest is the Greatest Basketball Play of All Time
18 October 2009 | By georgetownindy in UncategorizedRon Artest is my favorite basketball player of all time. From his jersey number 91 (wtf?) to his ridiculous hairdo to his penchant for knocking out fans mid-game, I think there’s little not to love about Mr. Artest. Now, being a hoya, there’s even more: The first single from his newly blossoming rap career is entitled “GeorgTown Girl.”Artest cranks the fuck out of his auto-tune (which is probably for the best), and he spits lines like “touch, touch touch her” and “Artest likes to pop bottles/You don’t even got to be the next top model.” Bear in mind that Artest went to St. John’s, not Georgetown, he’s from Queens, and he’s never even played for a team in the D.C. area.
Bravo, Ronnie boy.