Weekend Sports Report

29 September 2009 | By georgetownindy in Uncategorized | No Comments Yet

Men’s Sports

Rowing

  • 9/27- Head of the Potomac

Men’s 4: 1st, 2nd; Alumni 4 took 7th

Men’s Club 8: 5th, 6th

Men’s Open 8: 2nd

Masters’ 8: 3

Open Single: 4th

Open Pair: 1st, 2nd

  • NEXT: 10/18- Head of the Charles (Boston, Mass)

Football

  • 9/26- Loss to Howard– 14-11
  • NEXT: 10/3 vs. Bucknell (at Bucknell)

Golf

  • 9/28- Tied for 6th at the John Dallio Memorial
  • NEXT: 10/5-6- Gridiron Classic (at Notre Dame)

Soccer

  • 9/25- Beat Villanova 1-0
  • 9/27 Beat Rutgers 2-0
  • NEXT: 10/3 vs. Connecticut (at Connecticut)
  • CONGRATULATIONS Mark Wilber for being named BIG EAST Goalkeeper of the Week. Awesome.

Women’s Sports

Field Hockey

  • 9/25 Beat Rutgers 3-2
  • 9/27 Loss to Monmouth 3-2
  • NEXT: 10/2 vs. Connecticut (at American University); 10/4 vs. Richmond (at Richmond)

Golf

  • 9/28- 11th/15 at the Lady Northern Collegiate in Madison, Wisc.

Rowing

  • 9/27- Head of the Potomac

Women’s Open 8: 1st, 3rd, 4th, 5th

Women’s Club 8: 2nd

Women’s 4: 1st, 2nd

  • NEXT: 10/18- Head of the Charles (Boston, Mass)

Soccer

  • 9/25- Loss to Rutgers 1-0
  • 9/27- Tied with Seton Hall 1-1
  • NEXT: 10/2 vs. Providence (at Providence); 10/4 vs. Connecticut (at Connecticut)

Tennis

  • NEXT: 10/2 ODU Tournament

Track

  • NEXT: 10/3 GMU Invite

Volleyball

  • 9/21- Beat Howard 3-0
  • 9/26- Loss to Seton Hall 3-2
  • 9/27- Loss to Rutgers 3-0
  • NEXT: 9/29 vs. VCU (McDonough at 7pm); 10/2 vs. St. John’s (McDonough at 7pm)l 10/4 vs. Connecticut (McDonough at 2pm)

HOYA SAXA

Mashup Monday

28 September 2009 | By Scott Oranburg in Mashup Monday | No Comments Yet

I know this is only our second edition of Mashup Monday, but I can’t help but post this song.  It’s Devendra Banhart’s take on one of my favorite songs that have come out in the past year or so.  Here’s Banhart’s remix of  Phoenix’s “Rome.” Shout out to Pitchfork.com for upping this one.

Phoenix-Rome (Neighbours with Devendra Banhart)

What Happens When Mean Girls Get Hungry

27 September 2009 | By Tierney Sneed in Movie Review | No Comments Yet

Movie Review: “Jennifer’s Body”


Those familiar with screenwriter Diablo Cody’s popular film “Juno,” will no doubt recognize many of the elemnts that made that film so endearing in her newest, “Jennifer’s Body.” Sure there is the rustic suburban setting, the collection of quirky high school characters, and of course her trademark slang-laden, overwhelmingly witty dialogue — though no one actually talked like her characters when they were teenagers, they certainly tried to. However, from there, “Jennifer’s Body” is a drastic departure from “Juno.” Those expecting a tender cuddle among two high school misfits found in the climax of “Juno” will instead see a sexy, supernatural showdown by two other high school stereotypes: the nerd (Amanda Seyfried) and the princess (Megan Fox). And there is no precious street stoop duet for the closing credits.

But that’s not a bad thing. The movie will no doubt the challenge expectations of the horror film junkies,  Megan Fox groupies and “Juno” lovers alike. However, those departures do not disappoint. Rather, they surprise and satisfy, especially when played with the unconventional premise: a teen queen who eats boys.

The story is told from the perspective of Needy, a walked over, nice girl. She is played by a drabbed down Amanda Seyfriend, almost irrecognizeable from her role in “Mean Girls” as the pretty, dumb blonde. She is utterly devoted to her beautiful, bratty, best friend Jennifer, played by Megan Fox, who was named “Sexiest Woman Alive” by FHM magazine. Jennifer gets the best lines, which range from eye rollingly oblivious to caustically clever, and will likely be oftquoted by preteens and pop culture bloggers.  My favorite: “He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his.”

When Jennifer starts to exhibit some strange behavior, namely roaming the street covered in blood and vomiting a tar-like substance, Needy is concerned. But, unlike Jessica Biel in “Texas Chain Saw Massare” or Sarah Michelle Gellar in “I Know What You Did Last Summer,” the hot girl is not the pathetic victim typical of the horror film genre. She is the the monster. Not suprisingly, her cannibalistic attacks are much more sexualized than those of say, Freddy Kruger of “Nightmare on Elm Street” fame. But hey, at least she’s doing the chasing and not the running.

Sure the film offers some cliches, so those seeking a horror film, a Daiblo screenplay, or “The Sexiest Woman Alive” won’t walk away dissatisfied. But as soon as the gore, campy reportiore and girl-on-girl make-outs get annoying, the film, with a quick joke or bite to the gut, laughs at the ridiculousness of it all, and so can the viewer.

Through these twists and turns, it is difficult to discern exactly what the movie is trying to achieve. Is it a satire on horror movies? A sharp examination of the structure of high school society? A role-reversed commentary on a culture in which the dumb jocks sexually prey on vulnerable girls? One hundred and two minutes of a gorgeous man-eater, both figuratively and literally? Maybe it’s all of these things or none of them. Either way it is entertaining, amusing, and it has a killer soundtrack. Just don’t expect to have much of an appetite after.


Wednesday Time Wasters: Kickin it Old Skool

24 September 2009 | By Scott Oranburg in Wednesday Time Wasters | No Comments Yet

Alright, so the Internets suck this week.  All that’s out there is Kanye hating (whom I will defend 4ever) and the same political garbage that was boring three months ago.  Ergo, I’m just going to post two of the arguably best videos that have ever been plummeted onto the series of tubes we call the World Wide Web.

Techno Viking: On behalf of the entire Georgetown community, I’d like to extend you an invitation to the homecoming tailgate this Saturday.

Korean Drummer: I will gladly give up my seat playing drums for Georgetown Cabaret this year if you want to take the reigns (and officially matriculate). BTW, stick with this one through the end.

Don’t Be So Mayo

22 September 2009 | By Scott Oranburg in Uncategorized | No Comments Yet

I thought this was funny.  Miracle Whip has started a new ad campaign pointed particularly at 18-34 year olds.  In doing so, they think a shitty rooftop party in Brooklyn with a kiddie pool is what really gets our appetite going for something with not-quite-mayo on it.  Also, I’m unsure whether the people at Miracle Whip realize how much hipsters suck, and that they clearly don’t eat mayo.

Mashup Monday

21 September 2009 | By Scott Oranburg in Mashup Monday | No Comments Yet

In our text-messaging, adderall-chugging generation, it’s just become too hard to focus on one song at a time.  Here are four two of our latest favorites. The first one is the most killer Lady Gaga remix I’ve heard thus far.  CJ Milli mashes up the craziest diva we’ve seen in a long time with everyone’s favorite Icelandic Post-rock quartet.

The second post is The Hood Internet’s latest of many remixes, throwing together the Beastie Boys with some Matt & Kim.

Lady Gaga dresses funny

Just Dance, Saeglopur Style (Lady Gaga v. Sigur Ros) - By CJ Milli

Good Ol’ Fashion Rump Shaker (Beastie Boys v. Matt & Kim) - By The Hood Internet

Sunday Sports Report- A day late (whoops)

21 September 2009 | By georgetownindy in Sunday Sports Report | No Comments Yet

For all of you Hoya Sports Fans who just want quick updates on how all of your teams are doing, the Indy is instituting a weekly sports report for all your sports-fan needs. So, whether you’d like to attend a game (please do, we love cheering sections!) or want to be able to congratulate us on our win the other day (we really appreciate that, too) here are the latest from fall sports:

Men’s Sports:

Football

  • 9/19- Lost to Yale, 31-10
  • Next Game: 9/26 (HOMECOMING) against Howard- 2pm

Golf

  • 13/15 Teams at the University of Maryland Intercollegiate
  • Next Tournament: 9/27-28- John Dallio Memorial

Soccer

  • 9/19- Beat Syracuse, 2-0
  • Next Games: 9/25- Villanova (4pm on North Kehoe), 9/27- Rutgers (1pm North Kehoe)

Cross Country

  • 2/9- James Madison Invitational

Women’s Sports

Field Hockey

  • 9/20: Lost to Robert Morris (in overtime)
  • Next Game: 9/25- Rutgers (at Rutgers)

Golf

  • 9/19-20: 7/12 Teams at the Princeton Invitational
  • Next Tournament: 9/27-28- Lady Northern Intercollegiate (in Madison, WI)

Rowing

  • Next Race: 9/27- Head of the Potomac (all day on the Potomac)

Soccer

  • 9/18: Beat Villanova, 4-0
  • 9/20: Tied Penn, 3-3 (in double overtime)
  • Next Game: 9/25- Rutgers (1pm North Kehoe)

Volleyball

  • 9/18: Beat La Salle, 3-0, and UNC Greensboro, 3-1
  • 9/19: Beat North Carolina State, 3-2, and High Point, 3-0
  • Next Games: 9/21 (tonight!) against Howard (at Howard, 7pm), 9/26- Seton Hall (at Seton Hall)

Also, the coed Sailing Team placed 4th at the Harry Anderson Regatta.

Hoya Saxa

Wednesday Time Wasters: Friday Edition

18 September 2009 | By Scott Oranburg in Uncategorized | No Comments Yet

Due to some unforeseen inconveniences (READ: Senior Dis-O boozing) I haven’t been able post this week.  To sate your weekly fix for Internet goodness, here are some time wasters for the weekend.

The most frightening monster every conceived: The Bearsharktopus.

As a follow-up to Anna Cheimets’ article on the beautiful world of burgers, here’s the most deliciously comprehensive catalog of hamburger and cheeseburger genres we have ever seen.

The twelve greatest entertainment-themed cereals ever made.

Eleven of the greatest products ever banned by Wal-Mart.

Pedo-Bear is the cutest creep I’ve ever seen.

Stormtroopers’ 9/11 - DeathStar Truthers are out there.

The Indy Presents: Pass the Page

15 September 2009 | By Scott Oranburg in Pass the Page | No Comments Yet

Here at The Daily Monthly, we’ve decided to introduce a new feature column on the blog: Pass the Page. We’ll be rounding up all those articles we wish we had written this weekend but were too busy drinking to do so, and we’ll pass them onto you, our august reader.  With no further adieu, here it goes…

The New York Times has a new feature covering the Blackberry’s trump card in its anti-iPhone arsenal: Brickbreaker.

Pitchfork continues its surprisingly solid series of retrospectives based on this past decade in music with the latest, The Decade in Noise.

Slate investigates why America hasn’t been attacked since 9/11.

Time covers the economy’s disastrous impact on Las Vegas.

Esquire goes in depth on Warren Hern, the nation’s lone late-term abortion specialist.

Hope you like the links. As the first round of quizzes and papers begin to loom, we know it’s about time for some hardcore procrastination to ensue.

Saturday Night Fever

12 September 2009 | By Scott Oranburg in Uncategorized | No Comments Yet

Just in time for your VCW pregame, here’s VIKING’s remix of Kid Cudi’s “Dat New New.” Happy listening — take a shot of Popov for us.

Kid Cudi - “Dat New New”(VIKING Remix)

Summer Time-Wasters: My Internet, For Your Consideration.

19 May 2009 | By Greg Gangelhoff in Techno Tuesday, Wednesday Time Wasters | 2 Comments

This is exactly what being a member of the class of 2009 feels like.

In the words of a former Indy Editor in Chief, I am officially donezo with this place. Before I start to forget everything that happened on the Hilltop, however, I wanted to leave you all with a gift. That gift? The internet, or at least my experience of it as seen in glimpses on Wednesday Time Wasters. Get ready for most of the links that I have been holding back, and some of the links that are too fresh for previous columns.

  • Everything Is Terrible finds incredible and awkward videos, mainly from the 1990s, and provides a window into why we laugh at what we do today. It turns out that people were absurd and weird before the internet!
  • If you haven’t seen it yet and are interested in advertising, Copyranter has a sharp wit and an excellent cross-section of the world’s ads. Plus, lots of phallic imagery to gawk at.
  • For those of us who just graduated, check out this rundown of our job situation and the best places for us to seek work. The numbers and graphs don’t make this any less depressing, though.
  • Find all important facts concerning Gary Busey at Busey 101. Then you can contribute to this important font of knowledge in your spare summer time.
  • This image has been my GChat ID for months, and will not soon be changed (GET IT!?)
  • ManBabies takes photos of a father and son, and transposes the two figures’ heads. Creepy stuff.
  • Next time you get the urge to make a lame pose in a photo, remember: Photo Cliches is watching.
  • Yooouuutuuube takes any YouTube video (duh) and makes it into a moving video mosaic. I recommend trying it with this video for maximum effect.
  • Photobombers are those people who ruin photos for those in them, and make them awesome for everyone else. They are a credit to humanity.
  • The Customer Is Always Right documents the trials and tribulations of those poor saps that try to complain to various companies. Sometimes with hilarious success!
  • How Steven Seagal makes a movie. I’m telling you, the man is a genius.
  • This is a neat computer that lets you manipulate things in the style of ‘Minority Report.’
  • After a shipping accident in Australia, this guy does his worst to patch thing up. This one has percolated around the internet for a while, but is still required viewing.

Hit the jump for my favorite videos, plus one last hit of house music.

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Trailer Trash: G.I. Joe Meets Bruno.

07 May 2009 | By Greg Gangelhoff in Trailer Trash | No Comments Yet

I know you missed these sweet trailers, so here are two for your enjoyment. First up is ‘G.I. Joe,’ soon-to-be a summer blockbuster after featuring in my childhood fantasies for years. Let’s take a look (via FilmDrunk):

This has all of the trappings of a good action movie, although I’m not sure what reaction they expected by flashing “From the Director of ‘The Mummy’” on the screen — ooh, you mean this could be passably entertaining and then be followed up by two or three sequels and spin-offs that are complete dog-poop and utterly devoid of intellect? Sign me up!

Also, it seems like with this movie, ‘Transformers 2′ and the new ‘Terminator’ flick all coming out this summer, we are in for one hot sweaty robot clusterboink over the next few months. I hope you’re ready, and that this doesn’t suck. Because if it does, I’m suing these people for ruining my childhood. That will hold up in court, or at least it SHOULD. Oh, and the trailer is acceptable too, albeit mildly unbelievable. Bonus points for a lot of it being in France! Grade: B-

Hit the jump for something entirely different, and somewhat… sexual.

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Senior Citizenship: Goodbye, 1967-style

05 May 2009 | By Jenna Weiner in Senior Citizenship | No Comments Yet

Ahh early May… that time of year when most undergrads are crying in the library and then skipping home in sweet summer joy. Seniors, on the other hand, are crying into their beers and thinking that if they party and celebrate enough, the impending graduation date (and the prerequisite exams) will painlessly disappear. So, in search of some comfort to help me through this difficult time, I decided to share some words of wisdom I found in the 1967 Georgetown yearbook.

Why was I looking at a 1967 Georgetown yearbook, you ask? Well, in a blatant abuse of key-wielding power last semester, I was studying in the Independent office. The Indy shares its office space with the yearbook and, for some reason, there was one yearbook lying on the Indy’s side of the office. It happened to be from 1967. With a final in a half hour, I obviously decided to cozy up on the couch and saunter down memory lane. Fifteen minutes and a few tears later (I got emotional about graduation early, okay?), I picked up my computer and copied down the poem that a Georgetown student wrote for the first few pages of the yearbook. And so, for my second and last guest appearance in Ben’s Senior Citizenship column, I have decided to share the poem with you. Some of it is comically outdated (there were polo matches?!), but most of it is still relevant. Enjoy.

“The sun is down, but there is still fire in the ashes. A haze has been cast over four years of your burning youth—a haze that, once gone, won’t return.

You arrived as everyman, as anyman. The Walsh doors flew open and the match was struck. The light shone through the lobby windows and you were but an image of what you are today.

That first semester was the greatest ascent—not knowing whether you had climbed far enough socially or academically—not knowing whether you should go up or down.

With each scare, you pushed into that den of silence, that cubicle of solitude, where knowledge was more easily come by.

An unforgotten lecture is still toiling; yes, that lecture that made you forget that you were a student. “If only I…”

But the fire raged. You who knew where it burned, would not tell where it lay.

“I” was the one who saw Thomas Jefferson and Washington in their seats of honor. “I” was the one who rejoiced in exams’ end.

And “I” dwelt in thought with John Carroll, knowing that my stay would be shorter than his.

He watched, she watched, you moved on.

You learned from the one who had the right answers at the right time; you laughed with the one who made the joke.

You paused to attend to the little things; a snow fight or just a daily chore needed as much attention as the trudge to classes.

STOP! Look where your footsteps have led you.

Flowers bloomed; they grew with each year; with each year you grew, and noticed neither.

Those who didn’t find time looked on hopefully; those who did smile knowingly.

The polo games were good, and if you knew the score, you had a pretty poor time.

The expressions—great and terrific—for the social bombasts had dissipated in the heat, and what was left was a pretty good time.

You explored causes and ideals. War and peace presented their cases as you listened.

You continued to circle the globe daily without touching it.

The second semester began, and the rites of Spring were upon you.

The last semester was here, as you began the last lap.

Famous people came and spoke to you, and whether you listened or not, you were impressed.

The campus loomed larger than life—even the dorms became caverns of solitude.

But Gothic architecture does not breed Gothic persons. Georgetown’s gentlemen hold a variety of interests.

As your withdrawal becomes more definite, you can look back to all the images of the university.

There were the people who made it real: the friends. Those who helped you and those who guided you. The life and color of what would otherwise be a dismal place.

The age and tradition of your surroundings brought forth newness and vigor.

For your four years have flown; for others, they are still to come. The sun is down, but there is still fire in the ashes.”

- Kerry Kirschner

Just An Observation.

05 May 2009 | By Greg Gangelhoff in Self-Promotion, Wednesday Time Wasters | No Comments Yet

When one blog is showing you how to waste time in awesome ways, and the other is trying to chide you into being more productive (even tough they’re great ideas, VP!), isn’t it nice to know where you can come for fun?

For example, in lieu of trying to write faster or work harder, I recommend that everyone takes a trip over to Cute Overload right now. Why? Well, it has this!

Don’t you feel better now? I know I do. Have a great Tuesday, everyone.

Wednesday Time Wasters: Big Finals Spectacular!

04 May 2009 | By Greg Gangelhoff in Wednesday Time Wasters | No Comments Yet

unsee-it-cat

Too late! You’re wasting time already.

I know it’s not Wednesday, but hey, do you want some of this internet or not? Plus, don’t try and tell me that you were working before you saw this, I know you too well. Here we go!

  • Everyone knows that Cleveland sucks (sorry Danny!) and someone made a fake tourism board video to prove it. Check out their first attempt for some more Ohio-bashing.
  • Ever wondered how much sugar is in your drinks, candy and sauces, but were too confused by numbers? Check out Sugar Stacks for a physical representation of your sweet diet.
  • Texts from last night collects those unfortunate texts you probably shouldn’t have sent, and captures some inadvertent wisdom.
  • Now all you cokeheads can combine your expensive habit with your expensive iPhone. Yay for recession drugs! Via Ms. JW

Hit the jump for life, auto-tuned.

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