Senior Citizenship: King Pong
October 24th, 2008 | By Ben Foster in Senior Citizenship | No Comments »Ben Foster (MSB ‘09) shares his thoughts on being a senior and the impending ‘real world.’
Beer pong’s my sport, brah. Forget this flip cup nonsense – I don’t care if you do play it with Grey Goose. Real bros and brohamas ONLY play pong. Just give me 22 cups, Busch/Beast/Natty/Stone, and two balls – or should I say two MORE balls. Righteous! But yeah, broseph, where’s the dece pong? I mean, maybe I’m at the wrong parties and the lax guys do that shit up on the d. I don’t know – I don’t go into Henle. It’s a little close to Burleith for my taste. Anyway, even if you do find chill people ready to throw down in pong, they insist on calling it “Beirut” or even “‘Ruit.” I guess they’re not wrong, since beer pong is technically played with paddles. But still – this is the East Coast. “Beirut” is for unwashed Midwesterners.