That dude has the right idea. When life lights you on fire, strap on your thong, helmet and clog-like shoes and get to walking. While you think about that, link away:

• Want to watch Bruce Lee fight Iron Man? Ask, and the internet delivers.

• A bunch of kids make a really cute song about netiquette, so that you don’t insult your “personal internet friend.” They have no idea what’s out there, do they?

• Vintage Web gives us a glimpse into the distant past of the internet, way back in the 1990s. 

• Nicolas Cage’s son is… really? That’s his son?

• Wabi-Sabi art combines water and ink in motion to create something really cool. It looks like there are normal people in Japan after all! Via Urlesque

• Look at this dog floating in mid-air while a plane creates zero-g forces, and tell me it’s not the cutest thing you’ve seen all day. Go ahead.

Hit the jump for some very suave French parodies of ‘Die Hard,’ ‘8 Mile’ and ‘24.’

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Courtesy of Is Google Making Us Dumber?

Anyone else searching for the link between cats and cancer? I know I am! In the meantime:

• SEXY PEOPLE is a blog devoted to the “celebration of the perfect portrait.” Awkward high school glamour shots galore, plus you can always submit your own.

• Gmail lets you unsend messages, and all is well.

• 5 annoying things that couple do. How I dislike couples who are too into PDA.

• An entire blog devoted to “sturgeon face,” a curmudgeonly look that has been worn by everyone from Bill Clinton to Brett Favre to That Guy.

• This list of the 100 oldest domain names should make us all happy, since we are all at least younger than the internet. Suck it, old people.

• Take a quiz to see how progressive you are, courtesy of the Center for American Progress.

Hit the jump for a guide to picking up the ladies and hunks.

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Don't worry, Morgan. Spring is almost here.

This week, you’re in for a treat. I’m going to share with you some of the best links of this past winter that I’ve been selfishly hoarding, and some of the new hotness. Take them into spring break with you, mmkay? Also, that sweet picture of MF above can be found here.

• A collection of awesome rollercoaster souvenir photos.

• Apparently, everyone under 25 should be able to hear this annoying sound. If you can’t, congratulations on losing your hearing early!

• Simon Rich wrote this a while ago, but so what: what life would be like if adults were treated like children.

• DCist has a great collection of things overheard in D.C.

• Greg Rutter has compiled a list of the 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On the Internet. Brush up on your memes, people.

Hit the jump for bad paintings of Obama, some clever re-editing of Fox News, and Daredevil being a douche.

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