Just look at the video above and tell me you’re not ready to attract some quality women over Easter Break. As for the women out there, just stay away from this dude and I think you’ll be fine. In the meantime, linksss:

• If you missed The Hoya’s April Fools issue and the ensuing hullabaloo, check it out here (PDF) and judge for yourself. Via Vox Populi

• It looks like men shouldn’t have babies as they get older, according to the New York Times. What happened to this being a man’s world?

• Homer’s Odyssey, written on Twitter.

• No offense meant to devout believers out there, but this sex advice is so gloriously funny in its basic missteps. Make sure to stick around until the end. NSFW language.

• This is how they sell bananas in Japan. It is not like they do it here.

• Quentin Tarantino’s new movie, “Inglourious Basterds,” comes out this summer. Vanity Fair got some neat pictures of the cast, including super-hunky Brad Pitt.

• The 10 ugliest shoes of the past 20 years. Way to continue the trend, Kanye.

• Burger King pairs “I Like Big Butts” with Spongebob Squarepants. Hilarity ensues.

Hit the jump for the insane ending to this week’s episode of ‘The Hills’ and some intense cereal consumption.

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That was a Korean commercial featuring Robocop in the role of fried chicken-lover. Why does he take the fridge at the end? Is it defective, or is he just a douchebag? While you ponder that, here are your weekly links:

• Garfield Minus Garfield: Jon Arbuckle has never seemed so sad and lonely.

• People Who Deserve It lets you know who you can punch in the face as a service to society. Notable entry: Too Much Cologne Guy.

• A neat photo essay of Obama’s Secret Service detail, just in time for the inauguration.

• Did you ever wonder what life is like for a Minotaur who runs a China shop? Wonder no more, because now you can do it. Or just wreck the entire store, it’s your call.

• The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks makes for some good grammar humor.

Hit the jump for a video bonanza featuring a lethal frisbee and Rod Blagojevich’s cojones.

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Central banks around the world are taking extraordinary measures to ensure nations’ continued financial solvency. The Federal Reserve just announced a cut in the federal funds rate, or fed funds rate, to 1 percent, and further rate cuts have not been ruled out. (The federal funds rate is the interest rate at which banks lend to each other through the Federal Reserve. A lower rate means that, theoretically, money should flow more easily between banks and the money supply will be loosened.)

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