
Jackson Foran
Dec 8, 2021
THE WAR ON TOYOTATHON
It’s that time of year yet again. The weather is getting colder, the sun is setting at an unreasonably early time, and your normal...


Anthony Bonavita and Brendan Hegarty
Nov 11, 2021
Govball, Goofballs, Woodstock Wusses, and Why I Didn't Vote for Biden
I've been noticing the kids going to some music festivals. Whether it’s Lollahoopla, Cokesellar, or Governor’s Balls, they all miss that...


Sabrina Shaffer
Nov 11, 2021
BIG BOOTIE MIX: Not For The Faint of Heart
Thanks to the rise of SoundCloud, virtually anyone these days can break into the music industry. Seriously, anyone. Remember your high...


Jackson Foran
Nov 10, 2021
Cracking the Case: The "Truth" Behind The Eggings
Anyone who pays attention to Georgetown-related news has heard about the recent string of violent eggings. During the past September and...

Jackson Foran
Oct 15, 2021
A Reasonable Person’s Guide to Campus
Four years ago, the Indy Sass section decided to create a guide to campus for all incoming students. Because all of those who may have...

Mitch and Derek
Oct 14, 2021
Derek Engen and Mitch Rimerman’s Contemporary Wanderings: An Inquiry into Met Gala Sartorial Trends
We are Derek and Mitch, and we’ve been working really hard to avoid seeing these Met Gala fits. This is the first time we’ve seen (most)...


Gary Simons
May 8, 2021
How To Write A Graduation Speech
Or, Go Forth and Set That Sh*t on Fire The spring is coming to an end, graduations are supposed to happen (hopefully I get to be a part...

Jackson Foran
May 7, 2021
Local Student Listens to Music You “Probably Haven’t Heard Of”
When asked what type of music he enjoys, he replied with the following: “You probably haven’t heard of it."

Jackson Foran
Mar 29, 2021
To Whom It May Concern
To whom it may concern, (I’m looking at you, DeGoya) My name is Jimmy Richperson and I am a junior in the most pretentious school at...