

The Four Horsemen of the Father John Misty Concert
Modern poet, advocate for male vulnerability, and philanthropist Drake once said "we had the club going up on a Tuesday."
Zoha Khan and Ariana Hameed
Oct 27, 2022

Purple Hearts is a Gem in the Rough of Liberal Hollywood
I’m a sucker for military-enemies-to-lovers-conservative-liberal-health-insurance stories, but I truly have never seen a film like Purple...
Anthony Bonavita
Sep 29, 2022

I Was a Victim of the Harbin Flood of 2022.
Ever since I moved to the Hilltop in August of 2021, Harbin Hall, the place I now call home, has had countless issues. But these silly...
Lucy Cullen
Mar 2, 2022

THE WAR ON TOYOTATHON
It’s that time of year yet again. The weather is getting colder, the sun is setting at an unreasonably early time, and your normal...
Jackson Foran
Dec 8, 2021


Govball, Goofballs, Woodstock Wusses, and Why I Didn't Vote for Biden
I've been noticing the kids going to some music festivals. Whether it’s Lollahoopla, Cokesellar, or Governor’s Balls, they all miss that...
Anthony Bonavita and Brendan Hegarty
Nov 11, 2021


BIG BOOTIE MIX: Not For The Faint of Heart
Thanks to the rise of SoundCloud, virtually anyone these days can break into the music industry. Seriously, anyone. Remember your high...
Sabrina Shaffer
Nov 11, 2021


Cracking the Case: The "Truth" Behind The Eggings
Anyone who pays attention to Georgetown-related news has heard about the recent string of violent eggings. During the past September and...
Jackson Foran
Nov 10, 2021

A Reasonable Person’s Guide to Campus
Four years ago, the Indy Sass section decided to create a guide to campus for all incoming students. Because all of those who may have...
Jackson Foran
Oct 15, 2021

Derek Engen and Mitch Rimerman’s Contemporary Wanderings: An Inquiry into Met Gala Sartorial Trends
We are Derek and Mitch, and we’ve been working really hard to avoid seeing these Met Gala fits. This is the first time we’ve seen (most)...
Mitch and Derek
Oct 14, 2021


How To Write A Graduation Speech
Or, Go Forth and Set That Sh*t on Fire The spring is coming to an end, graduations are supposed to happen (hopefully I get to be a part...
Gary Simons
May 8, 2021