Jackson Foran
Oct 15, 2021
A Reasonable Person’s Guide to Campus
Four years ago, the Indy Sass section decided to create a guide to campus for all incoming students. Because all of those who may have...
Mitch and Derek
Oct 14, 2021
Derek Engen and Mitch Rimerman’s Contemporary Wanderings: An Inquiry into Met Gala Sartorial Trends
We are Derek and Mitch, and we’ve been working really hard to avoid seeing these Met Gala fits. This is the first time we’ve seen (most)...
Gary Simons
May 8, 2021
How To Write A Graduation Speech
Or, Go Forth and Set That Sh*t on Fire The spring is coming to an end, graduations are supposed to happen (hopefully I get to be a part...
Jackson Foran
May 7, 2021
Local Student Listens to Music You “Probably Haven’t Heard Of”
When asked what type of music he enjoys, he replied with the following: “You probably haven’t heard of it."
Jackson Foran
Mar 29, 2021
To Whom It May Concern
To whom it may concern, (I’m looking at you, DeGoya) My name is Jimmy Richperson and I am a junior in the most pretentious school at...
Gary Simons
Feb 28, 2021
‘Nah’ and Other Excuses To Not Watch A Movie Recommendation
Gary’s here... with 10 excuses sure to get you out of watching any movie recommendation.
Jackson Foran
Feb 28, 2021
Vaccine Propaganda
Chances are, your Valentine’s Day was a bust. And not in a good way
Jackson Foran
Dec 9, 2020
A Visit from Saint Jack
Twas the night before finals, and the campus all through, Every student was weeping, that’s right, even you. The studying days were...
Gary Simons
Oct 31, 2020
The Eternal Flame
There is an eternal flame that burns below every home. Like any fire, it can grow out of control. It can spread through your home and...