

Gary Simons
Feb 28, 2021
‘Nah’ and Other Excuses To Not Watch A Movie Recommendation
Gary’s here... with 10 excuses sure to get you out of watching any movie recommendation.

Jackson Foran
Feb 28, 2021
Vaccine Propaganda
Chances are, your Valentine’s Day was a bust. And not in a good way


Jackson Foran
Dec 9, 2020
A Visit from Saint Jack
Twas the night before finals, and the campus all through, Every student was weeping, that’s right, even you. The studying days were...


Gary Simons
Oct 31, 2020
The Eternal Flame
There is an eternal flame that burns below every home. Like any fire, it can grow out of control. It can spread through your home and...


Jackson Foran
Oct 28, 2020
The Indy’s Halloween 2020 Costume Recommendations: Sexy Pandemic Edition
Well, it’s that time of year again. The time when kids eat too much candy, when teens throw toilet paper and eggs at homes, and when I...
Gary Simons
Oct 3, 2020
Get Your Zoom On
… … … Sorry, about that I was muted. Speaking of Zoom, the actual term “zoom” angers me. Zoom used to be an expression for something that...

Jackson Foran
Oct 2, 2020
No Toilet Paper Jokes: A Guide on Stuff to Do During Quarantine
Wondering what you should be doing with all your time?

Jamyson Smith
Feb 29, 2020
The Day After Valentine's Day
G*d, I love February 15 when the chocolates are over 50% off and my Tinder match rate skyrockets, finally making me feel like I’m kinda...


Jackson Foran
Feb 29, 2020
Intense Hand-Holding: A Friendly Guide on Where to Fulfill Your Carnal Desires on Campus
Above: What the sad excuse for sex education that is public school health class taught me that intercourse is. It’s already February and...

Jackson Foran
Jan 17, 2020
Some Heartfelt Goodbyes of the 2010s
The 2010s are finally coming to a close. We’ve all gone through so much this decade: two presidential elections, seven Kanye albums, the...