
Jackson Foran
Dec 7, 2019
A Controversy that Actually Matters
Recently, a new phenomenon has been sweeping the globe–or, should I say, non-globe. Flat Earth Theory has grown from a few idiots posting...

Max Zhang
Dec 7, 2019
SEVEN WAYS TO EXPRESS THE HIGHEST GRATITUDE TOWARDS THE WORLD AND ITS INHABITANTS THIS THANKSGIVING
ONE. Ignore your mother (or father, or both, or guardian adult of choice, depending on your distribution of emotional gravity and...

Jackson Foran
Oct 31, 2019
The Indy's 2019 Halloween Costume Recommendations: Sexy Edition
It’s already October, and, as everyone knows, that means it’s already Halloween. And what better way to celebrate than by listening to me...

Jackson Foran
Apr 22, 2019
The Death of God (and Other Reasons Not to Get a Summer Internship)
Me working on this article instead of summer internship applications. The prime season for summer internship applications has already...

Emma Cooney
Apr 22, 2019
Una reseña de cine
Our estrella, Gael GarcÃa Bernal. This year I have had the privilege to embark on a cinematic journey through Spanish and Latinx films...
The Indy Staff
Apr 1, 2019
Indy (Doesn't) Suggest: April Fools Edition
Amy Schumer: Growing Connor Rush Have you ever wondered what new, borrowed material serial-joke-stealer Amy Schumer has seen and decided...

Jackson Foran
Mar 23, 2019
Not Hentai: Cultish Club Culture
Cthulhu terrorizing the Georgetown University campus. Disclaimer: The following is not a Georgetown-themed hentai. The title has been...

Jackson Foran
Feb 10, 2019
Dead Pigeons
A dead "pigeon" in front of Healy. Unsolvable conflicts between parties on budgeting, employees forced to work without pay for weeks on...


Jackson Foran
Nov 20, 2018
Web of Swipes: A PSA Against Swiping Right on Non-Georgetown Students
Pictured: Inconspicuous Georgetown Student. The following is a public service announcement brought to you by the Georgetown University...


Jackson Foran
Oct 11, 2018
The Solution to World Hunger: How to Steal Food from Leo's
In today’s society, everyone is so caught up in this political scandal or that celebrity affair. Political leaders use the ideals and...