Breaking glass and the smell of burning rats

Stealing 4 whole handles of dyed vodka

Drinking 6 cups of coffee in the morning

Eating copious amounts of cheap pizza

Watching illegally streamed movies

Climbing trees at like 3 in the dead of night

Sneaking out of work 2 hours early on a regular basis

Participating in a lot of public intoxication

Oh yeah I forgot the time we almost killed 3 people with a golf cart